The Land Rover prayer
Oh Land Rover, which art our Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom is fun.
Give us as much fun on earth,
As you will in heaven.
Give us this day without breakdowns.
And forgive us for customizing of your cars,
As we forgive those with euro taxi’s.
Lead us not into deep pothole,
And deliver us through off-roading weekends.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the glory,
Forever and ever.
Amen.