Teacher in class teaching small children about syllables and asks children for words with one syllable.
Little Johnnie is jumping about with his hand up, but knowing what he's like she asks Jane.
But miss, its one syllable.
Teacher asks for words with two syllables and Johnnie's is dancing about with his hand up so she asks Richard.
Monday Miss; very good Richard, but can anybody give me a three syllable word, only two hands go up, Lisa's and johnnie's so she asks Lisa.
Saturday Miss; very good Lisa but can anyone give be a four syllable word, only Johnnie's hand goes up so reluctantly she asks him.
Masturbation Miss; very good Johnnie but its quite a mouthful; its not miss, you're confused and got the wrong word because you're thinking of Blow Job which is two words.