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 My SatNav

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maadmaan10
Just fitted a Snorkel
Just fitted a Snorkel
maadmaan10


Posts : 393
Join date : 2011-12-31
Age : 65
Location : Aldersh*t

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PostSubject: My SatNav   My SatNav EmptySun Sep 23, 2012 11:55 pm

Borrowed shamelessly from elsewhere.



I have a little Satnav
It sits there in my car
A Satnav is a driver's friend
It tells you where you are



I have a little Satnav
I've had it all my life
It’s better than the normal ones
My Satnav is my wife



It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"



It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake



It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene



It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.



I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice



It fills me up with counselling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?



Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!



Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off.
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boyo
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Posts : 43
Join date : 2012-05-30

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PostSubject: My Satnav   My SatNav EmptyMon Sep 24, 2012 3:33 am

Best little is poem I've read in a long time.
I solved my Satnav problem,
I've taken all the other seats out cheers1
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maadmaan10
Just fitted a Snorkel
Just fitted a Snorkel
maadmaan10


Posts : 393
Join date : 2011-12-31
Age : 65
Location : Aldersh*t

My SatNav Empty
PostSubject: Re: My SatNav   My SatNav EmptyMon Sep 24, 2012 9:32 am

Yep, made my day when I read it and even the wife thought it was funy,well sort of Laughing
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