Weather Forecast Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

Just read the weather forecast which says heavy snow from next month, and a snow filled winter.

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i love it.

Roads full of idiots, Postman Pat with his letterbox cleaned on his/her windscreen, and then the sailors who only clear a porthole for them to see out of.

Muppets not getting up earlier and allowing time to clear their vehicles or allowing extra time for their journey and driving too fast for the conditions, and the inevitable accidents form such idiots.

The increase in stolen vehicles where drivers get out and nip into the newsagents for their morning papers and leave their engines running, and the scrotes just jump into their vehicles and drive them away.

The idiots driving down uncleared back roads to take short cuts when the main roads are cleared, and the inevitable cocophany of 4X4 owners sticking two fingers up to the environmentalists ( me for one ) and asking if the climate change is warming up the planet then why are our winters getting worse.

Then April comes along, and suddenly we all become the victims of April Fools jokes, insurers putting up premiums by a staggering amount and blaming the snow.

Got that right. Global warming, what a lie that was....


TJ

Global warming, what drivel, its cost me more money as i followed their predictions and worked out i would need no heat in my greenhouse to grow my tomatoes, cucumbers, and melons; so they have cost me a bumper crop this year.

I really really really hope it doesn't snow - we've got a very tight deadline on one site as it is and Snow would properly scupper us. Ever tried production handfelling in snow up to your nads - it's not pleasant, safe or profitable

If its that cold your nads will shrink and give you a little extra ground clearance.

Snow is good, shrivelled nads is bad.

I can't wait for the SNOW!