The Allergists are scratching their heads, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, whereas ENTspecialists wouldn't hear of it.
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were p--ssed off at the whole idea.
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