All the following are actually genuine and taken from actual essays of students studying history, they were aged 18 to 21 years.
The greatest writer of the Reneissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday, he never made much money and is famous because of his plays . He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet, Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinnessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked: an I my brothers son?
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrated died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
[b]Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the 10 commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The question I would ask is: have we turned out such a bunch of thicko's or is it an indication of our education system; should we be concerned that our taxes are being spent on this.
Wed Jul 18, 2012 12:10 pm
